Hi, I'm Lizzie.
14, California.
I like Harry Potter, Starkid, Hunger Games, the Avengers, unicorns, poop jokes, and Joe Walker's booty shorts.
I always follow back, and feel free to ask/tell me ANYTHING. I may not have an answer but I guarantee I will listen.
People I like
Ask me anything
earth-to-emma:
the fuck is this
Source: placebie
Let’s do this right. Let’s make the incision right down the middle of his big mushy tummy. Now let’s see, what have we got here?
Source: super-duper-friends
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Source: realparadoxsocks
postordiea:
bamfinajumper:
eventualprocrastination:
I’m absolutely horrified.
I’m scared if this guy too.
and 
also make me quite nervous
Source: madnessstyle
wowfunniestposts:
dobbers:
Reblog and click the picture



whoa! someone hit puberty ;)

Holy.Crap.


Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
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julianadine:
24hourblogshow:
“Where’s the money MOTHER FUCKER”
^^^^
Source: lovequotesrus